More VH1 Reality Shows in Your Future

C'mon, admit it, as much as you can't stand reality shows, you just keep watching them. It's like slowing down when you see an accident; it may be horrible, but it's fascinating too.

VH1 in their infinte wisdom-um, didn't they learn anything from the Megan Wants A Millionaire debacle, will giving viewers more, not less reality shows in the near future. Here's their fall line up:

Eddie Griffin: Going for Broke - premieres September 14, 2009. We get to watch a comedian with eight children and five exes try to make alimony and child support.

Tough Love:Season Two - premieres November 15, 2009. More desperate, neurotic women in search of a man, not sanity. BTW- it premieres on my birthday....hint....hint.

Sex Rehab With Dr.Drew -premieres November 1, 2009. Hmm, is there anything this man is not an expert of?  I mean, really. Is he going to be the host of a show for the style challenged next?

I Want to Work for Diddy:Season Two - premieres November 2, 2009. We get to watch more people debase themselves for a job. How many meldowns per episode is the burning question.

Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew - premieres January 10, 2010. See! See! Ah well, we get to see more of his tie collection.

Oh no, I'm not immune to the strangeness that is reality television. Come Thursday nights I am glued to Bravo for their Real Housewives franchise. Atlanta and New Jersey are tied for all-time crassness. As much as their behavior boggles my mind, I can't help watching the insanity unfold. Being a NY'er, I've bumped into Alex McCord at a few events and am convinced she'll go to the opening of an envelope.

Ah well, if they're going to keep pumping them out, why can't they document my search for a sane single man who makes me laugh?